true as fuck zodiac

  1. aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  2. taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  3. gemini: crayola as fuck
  4. cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  5. leo: cutest ever
  6. virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  7. libra: weird as hell omg
  8. scorpio: probably satan
  9. sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  10. capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  11. aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  12. pisces: even more crayola than gemini
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